December 2011
710 posts
omg you guys i found my old zune
i’ve had this fucker since the 8th grade and i got some shitty ass music on it
what a great replacement to my broken iPod
niggers:
reasons why im hot:
im fly
reasons why you aint:
you not
ericwhoreman:
basedgodzilla:
smells-like-girl:
if you’re going to pose with an instrument in a photo at least hold it correctly
my guitar needs a new mouthpiece
my violin is out of tune!!!!!!
32 HOURS UNTIL 2012
socratescloset:
Time to get those stale New Year’s resolutions completed before Father Time clocks you over the noggin with his giant timepiece. (Yes. By timepiece, I mean his wang. His penis. His manhood.)
Some resolutions you might have missed:
Losing ten pounds. (Did you know that: If you cut 20,000 calories from your daily diet or never stop exercising until the ball drops, you can achieve...
Rather than waste money trying to ban abortion,...
femmewave:
Adopt a child.
Fund contraception.
Support free healthcare.
Donate to charities that work to eradicate childhood diseases.
Donate to Amnesty International, so they can get innocent people off Death Row.
Donate your time to working with the hungry / homeless.
Knit blankets for *wanted* preemie babies.
Support people who miscarry. They might actually need it.
Fight domestic...
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okay so wait
people with crooked teeth are considered ugly and poor. before i got braces that’s what i would be called. so i get braces, right?
well i guess adult braces are homely? what? because i couldn’t afford them in middle school i’m homely now?
find a new insult, once my braces come off you’ll have to make fun of something else
REBLOG IF YOU'RE FROM MINNESOTA.
so yeah, i had an interview at chipotle today
i want them to hire me
can you imagine how fat i would get?
Why is my mom watching TMZ?
“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil...”
– Rick Perry. Knob (via liberalsarecool)
My new favorite Rick Perry quote.
(via evangotlib)
“Foreigners. They look like Canadians, what with all that fur.” — Rick Perry
“Montreal is the seat of a worldwide global conspiracy against America, except there they take dollars.” — Rick Perry
...
de0xys:
i am a game
yes i play girls
“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
– Andy Warhol (via rrose—selavy)
jamie and i are literally perfect for each other
he’ll eat the caramel popcorn and i’ll eat the cheese popcorn
googling how to win zoo tycoon
Need money for school and moving:
mr-pibb:
I’ll make you a deal tumblr, if you donate $1, I will draw you a custom picture and scan you a copy. If you donate $3 or more, I will send you a custom letter with a custom picture of your choosing, as ridiculous as you like. If you donate $5 or more I will enter you into a raffle to win a 1933 Hitler Youth Bayonette (fuckin’ cool, also worth a few hundred bucks alone if you find the...
my math teacher: whose calculator can tell me what the square root of 8 is?
me: is it low battery?
